So
I lied. I am not
talking about what happens
when I don't have enough
caffeine in my system
and am left in charge
with children. I
have decided to make use
of the pics that CircleK
has given me and do a
running commentary on
last weekend's Halloween
party at Wes'.
Now if anyone out there
doesn't like these picture
pages installments of
the Moments for us, please
speak up and I can drone
on in medical journal
form if you like.
I dont' know unless you
write me, folks.
The
following pictures
are what detail
(or at least what
I can remember
of) the Haunted
House Party at
Wes' - October
28, 2000.
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Here,
CircleK tests
his fate by taking
a picture of me
eating.
Note the look
of death.
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...and
then right afterwards,
he hands me his
camera to be taken
with the cute
waitress who kept
on asking him
what country he
was from (circlek
kept saying he
was a foreigner)
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Yes,
this is what I
brought to the
party (and this
is only half of
them) - 1200 jello
shooters - gone
in 2.5 hours.
That's four gallons
of vodka right
there.
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...
and of course..
my pal Doctor
Dave couldn't
be out done and
brought in these
beauties.. I don't
know what's in
them. But
maybe it was better
that way.
He also brought
in some nitrous
cartidges to make
everyone smile
:)
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Todd really outdid
himself with this
borg outfit. I
didnt' even know
who he was.
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CircleK thought she
was a hottie fairie.
I have to agree.
Her costume kicked
ass.
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Here
is a pic of the
Reverend and CircleK
re-enacting the
fight scene from
their own weird
imagination. I
don't remember
a scene where
an evil preacher
and death DIDN'T
get along.
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The
Reverend Maynard
and I wanted to
do some sort of
prom picture since
I never got to
attend my own.
Of course, he
has to screw it
up with his own
ideas on what
a prom picture
should look like.
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So CircleK
complied with
the prom pic also
and other than
the sword (and
of course the
obvious costumes)
we are a dead
ringer for any
other mentallly
unstable prom
couple
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here we all are - ready
to imbibe even
more shooters
(we got rid of
a tray before
we even left the
house) and the
reverend was especially
looking forward
to pushing his
ill ideas on complete
strangers.
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I really like this
staged action
shot. Death looks
like he is posing
for his very first
school picture
(minus the sword),
the reverend looks
like he is getting
somewhere with
those hands and
I am desperately
trying to hide
the look of shock
that he might
get there.
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Onward to the party..
this is Jennifer
and Stephanie.
The hostesses
of this evening.
Jennifer made
that outfit herself
and I wish there
was a better picture
to see all of
it - in the words
of a gay man "it
was simply dazzling."
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This is me and Stephanie.
I think this one
was taken later
on at the party.
You can always
tell as my wig
will ride higher
and higher on
my forehead until
someone finally
hugs me too hard
and it falls off
(yes, and that
happened too later
on - much to my
embarrassment)
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This is Gino Vaselino
(yes it says that
in the phone book,
too). I am glad
someone got a
pic of him as
the Ladies Man.
He was even more
obnoxious than
usual and for
this costume he
even stuffed cotton
up his nose to
get the full black
man face effect.
Very creative.
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Here we see the full
effect of the
jello shots as
well as what happens
when the Reverend
brings his own
bar in a suitcase
(readily available
for most people
who asked). I
really liked the
horns. They say
so much.
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Here is a scene from
the front of the
party. It looks
a lot like the
one i took at
the gala - except
that circlek knows
how to use his
camera :). Over
300 people were
in attendance.
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wow.. i haven't seen
Janet in ages.
I used to hang
out with her a
lot and then we
sorta drifted
apart. I also
don't know what
that look is in
my eye, but that's
not the way I
usually smirk.
However, the Reverend
always looks like
that (minus the
horns)
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Here
Wes is exclaiming
that the haunted
house is finished
if anyone would
like to take a
tour.. oh.. and
could someone
please shove a
shooter in my
mouth.
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Then
Wes got into his
costume and got
really trashed.
Stephanie is reaping
the benefits.
(btw: she is dressed
as a black and
white movie star)
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It was
getting kinda
cold in my outfit
(go figure) so
I changed out
of it.. and by
that time I was
at my shooter
limit and was
holding on to
stephanie for
support.
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We all
got home safe and sound and a good time
was had by all. Special thanx goes
out to CircleK for letting me borrow his
very well taken photos. I hope that the
Reverend didn't screw up his film and
sends me his too and then I can fill up
yet another Moment for us.
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